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You're like a cappuccino: hot, sweet, and you make me nervous. Keep it quiet - but I'm COMPLETELY naked under these clothes.
You smell like Fritos, that's why I'm giving you this hungry stare - you're so hot you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear.
I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
I think he went into this secluded, romantic area here...