Dating jokes that are clean

Most funny jokes about dating are soaked with truth — the gold-digger girl, the clueless dude, the relationship that’s doomed from the start yet the pair continue on for no reason.

A: A-Dell Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?

A: Froze-T Q: What did the femur say to the patella? Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: An Impasta Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?

After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.

" A: "You can't tuna fish." Q: What do you call a pile of kittens A: a meowntain Q: What do you call a baby monkey? Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?

"I really should ave mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge for sex," she said.

The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.

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