That’s a bit the fate of all villains Peter 'Darksheer' Grey encounters.
They appear, do their half-arsed crazy stuff, are either beaten or disappear in a puff of smoke and the protagonist, aided by his female sidekick, has to take care of his wounds after that.
When Peter Grey and his sidekick Stiletto, who is silently in love with him - and vice versa, visit the opera a prostitute is waiting at the entrance.
Only one more time, so that makes two in total, I was genuinely surprised by a shock scene.
Stiletto has been kidnapped by a crazy doctor who likes to experiment on people but who isn't too keen on anaesthesia.
Immediately after that a 'Twin Peaks' kid offers the man a package that catapults him into the world of his favourite comic strip, where he takes the role of Darksheer.
Darksheer is a cheap Batman clone and all villains he will have to fight look like Aldi versions of Gotham city crooks.
This 1994 game was fished out of the abandonware sewers last year and given a new life, for all those classic gamers who want to revive some of their VGA dreams on Windows 10 machines and as such it was given some attention in magazines and blogs.
Some of these early avid fans were even infuriated because this new release got rid of a couple of bugs, including one that got you stuck on a level if you didn’t carry a certain item in your inventory.
Her fangs are not for sucking blood but for injecting poison into his bloodstream.
She knocks him out, jumps on him (again) and, during the fadeout, rapes him although she has the decency to put his clothes back on after the deed.
Unfortunately also the story is nothing but a cheap mockbuster.
The game combines live-action scenes, with several actors of B-movie fame, set in a cartoonish world - Mary Poppins for adults, if you'd like - but the story soon becomes pretty moronic.
It appears as if the scene was just devised to tell another bawdy junior school joke: "I hope he doesn't cut more than a finger on you, Darksheer!